WAR IN NEUALTENBURG!!!!! Is it upon us?

My dear friends, I write this missive now from my rat infested prison cell in a remote location someplace in Caledon. I do hope this missive reaches you.

I have been kidnapped.

As Kaiserin von Neualtenburg I ask all my friends to consider joining in our needed reprisal against the hostile nation of Caledon.

I need recruits. We are horribly outnumbered.

Please. If you wish to join our Navy or Airforce contact: Albrecht Hienrichs.

If you wish to join our brave Husar Cavalry contact : Jaeger Edelweiss.

You will be issued a uniform (spiffy one too) and will have to buy a rifle (money goes to RFL charity)

You will be filmed as part of a series of videos to be released later on Youtube –so smile pretty.

I can be contacted by message (goes to my e-mail) but I can’t be inworld until I am rescued –for the love of God!

SAVE ME!!!!!!

enlist in the Neualtenburg armed services.

(I must go –my jailer is suspicious)

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